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Famous
Golf Quotes
- "If you are
caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning,
hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." - Lee Trevino
- "When it's breezy,
hit it easy." - Davis Love, Jr.
- "Golf is the
closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good
shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the
ball where it lies." - Bobby Jones
- "Have you ever
noticed what golf spells backwards?" - Al Boliska
- "Golf is the
cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the
whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around." - Rick
Reilly in "Master Strokes," from Sports Illustrated.
- "When I die,
bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit" - Unknown
- "No golfer can
ever become too good to practice." - May Hezlet
- "Golf is the
only sport I know of where a player pays for every mistake. A man can
muff a serve in tennis, miss a strike in baseball, or throw an incomplete
pass in football and still have another chance to square himself. In
golf, every swing counts against you." - Lloyd Mangrum
- "If I had cleared
the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot."
- Sam Snead
- "Why am I using
a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well." - Craig
Stadler
- "Golf is a compromise
between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to
do, and what your nerves let you do." - Bruce Crampton
- "Live.....Laugh.....GOLF!!!"
- Kathryn Schaefer Plaum
- "Golf is deceptively
simple and endlessly complicated." - Arnold Palmer
- "I'm working
as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time.
If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect."
- Doug Sanders
- "Hit 'em hard.
They'll land somewhere." - Stewart Maiden
- "It's good sportsmanship
to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling." -
Mark Twain
- "The trouble
that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they
don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old one's
did!" - Robert Browning, A History of Golf
- "I am the toughest
golfer mentally." - Tiger Woods
- "The reason
most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead
in otherwise" - Roger Simon
- "It took me
seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon
on the golf course." - Hank Aaron
- "I look into
their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but
I am thinking, 'I am going to bury you.'" - Steve Ballesteros
- "It's a funny
thing, the more I practice the luckier I get" - Arnold Palmer
- "A kid grows
up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave."
- Jack Nicklaus quotes
- "The best exercise
for golfers is golfing." - Bobby Jones
- "You don't know
what pressure is until you play Golf for five bucks with only two bucks
in your pocket." - Lee Trevino
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